N.B. Tonight's blogging duties are being performed by Ian and not Iain. After two nights of hard-core work at the blogface, Iain is taking a well-earned break and I will endeavour to keep the torch burning in his temporary absence.
Devon - where time moves that bit more slowly - almost literally so, set the cottage microwave to one minute and you can still be stood waiting for the ping ten minutes later. And nowhere in Devon does it move more slowly than at Dartington Crystal. Learning this morning that we were visiting a Crystal Meth factory my mind was filled with visions of wanton debauchery, particularly when the leaflet promised the spectacle of life blowing. Alas, there was no meth in this madness, just lots of crystal.
The jam-packed car-park was testament to the fact that either a)there really isn't a lot to do in Devon when it's tipping down or b)there really are a lot of people out there who can't think of anything better to do on a Tuesday morning than watch some blokes make wine glasses. Don't they know they could be watching Jeremy Kyle?
The Dartington Crystal Experience was only really given an edge by the fear that at any moment Olivia could send any of the tottering displays careering towards the floor. Thankfully, this fear wasn't realised. Nor did any of her recent experiments in shop-lifting result in her attempting to leave with the crystal replica of the FA Cup stuffed in her ruck-sack. Sadly.

The FA Cup replicated in crystal
It turns out that the delights of Dartington can't be crammed into a single visit. We would be back within the day...
With the sky continuing to glower menacingly above us, it was off for a pub-lunch to the Hoops Inn. It was a pub full of character and characters. In fact we were seated next to two of the sweariest blokes this side of a Tourettes documentary. Thankfully Olivia was still napping in the car before they necked their final double-brandies and lethal-strength local ales and lurched off to the car-park to drive home. All before two in the afternoon.

The Hoops Inn
The food served at the Hoops was a cut above your average pub fare - just like back at the cottage you'd be waiting a long time to hear a microwave ping here. Barely had we time for it to digest however and we were back in the car and returning in the direction of Dartington.
Why? Have we lost our exquisitely-cut, crystal marbles? No. We'd booked Olivia in for a hand and foot print, to be set in exquisite, cut-glass. Having spent two days in Devon, Cath was navigating the B3227 like a native, determined not to miss our appointment and jeapordise her chance to spend some money.
Thankully, we made it in the nick of time and Olivia - primed to be on her best behaviour by the promise of a visit to a local park in reward - was on perfect form. The park it was.

Olivia has her hand print taken for a glass mould

and then her foot

The glass is poured into the sand cast

The mould is prepared with the blow torch
While Daddy and daughter bonded with the local hoodies and ragamuffin youths - Olivia fitting in surprisingly well - the rest of the party took the opportunity to explore Torrington. Verdict? It has a butchers.
Back to the cottage - no ghostly girl cycling around tonight. (This is rumoured to be the ghost of the daughter of the cottage. And she's rumoured not to be a ghost but an actual young girl. She's very spooky looking though. Pictures might follow, if her image shows up on photos).
Ian (this one) cooked up a plate of bolognese while the rest of the crew hit the trampoline adjacent to the cottages. With Olivia safely down, we celebrated by popping a bottle of Cava and I started on this marathon ramble through our day...

Trampoline action
N.B.2 Iain will be sorting the pictures. I'll probably be fired from sorting the words ever again after everyone else reads this...